【ノーカット】巨大イカのさばきかた でかい こわい 【タルイカのさばきかた】Gigantic squid 巨大的鱿鱼

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 33 тыс.

  • @kimagurecook
    @kimagurecook  5 лет назад +10744

    画質上がらなかったので再アップです!

    • @hima3339
      @hima3339 5 лет назад +111

      きまぐれクック 普通に綺麗だったよ?

    • @user-xr8rr6cs9x
      @user-xr8rr6cs9x 5 лет назад +37

      360

    • @user-hd3di4hq5h
      @user-hd3di4hq5h 5 лет назад +20

      りょうかい!

    • @ibuki4620
      @ibuki4620 5 лет назад +17

      きまぐれクック りょーかいですっ!

    • @つくえ
      @つくえ 5 лет назад +14

      わざわざありがとうございます!

  • @touhkouh
    @touhkouh 3 года назад +10347

    i like how its not even just english audiences at this point, youtube thinks the world wanted to see a guy open a squid. And they’re damn right.

    • @giggymiggins2456
      @giggymiggins2456 3 года назад +29

      yep

    • @JaySaidStuff
      @JaySaidStuff 3 года назад +146

      Everytime youtube brings me to these random ass videos, I always find myself not being able to stop watching and strangely fascinated. It's almost as if youtube knows me better than I do myself.

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 3 года назад +45

      @@JaySaidStuff it's like a car on fire. You don't know what happened but you can't look away XD

    • @bappo885
      @bappo885 3 года назад +14

      @@SilvaShadow1990 that’s oddly accurate

    • @davidalive8898
      @davidalive8898 3 года назад +11

      You are not the only one, I am Latin Spanish and I appeared in recommended.

  • @michaelforras
    @michaelforras 3 года назад +2714

    RUclips Algorithm - “He’ll watch pretty much anything at this point!”

  • @user-vo2zf1ns8e
    @user-vo2zf1ns8e 4 года назад +468

    外国人の視聴者でも、「なんかよく分からないんだけど観てると満たされるんだよな」って言ってて、みんな感じる事は一緒なんだなと。

    • @juanhollos9603
      @juanhollos9603 4 года назад +7

      Muy sierto loque dices te apoyo en tu argumento

    • @mxtn_14fx76
      @mxtn_14fx76 4 года назад +1

      @@juanhollos9603 jaja

    • @user-vo2zf1ns8e
      @user-vo2zf1ns8e 4 года назад +1

      Juan Hollos Gracias

    • @juanhollos9603
      @juanhollos9603 4 года назад +1

      Jaja de donde eres amigo o amiga

    • @Jcareliia12
      @Jcareliia12 4 года назад +1

      Eso es verdad, tienes toda la razón 🤣🤣

  • @user-rx9fy7ig5p
    @user-rx9fy7ig5p 2 года назад +59

    このタルイカも簡単に捌けるようなキッチンになるなんて…

  • @primeaucourant1176
    @primeaucourant1176 3 года назад +2396

    Aliens : Boys, today we're gonna take over earth and all its inhabitants
    * Lands on earth *
    10 seconds later :

    • @patriciatomilonus7384
      @patriciatomilonus7384 3 года назад +33

      Lol!! I was thinking the same thing while watching the video. Then I came to the comments to read yours hahaha

    • @yoshikagekira2754
      @yoshikagekira2754 3 года назад +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 3 года назад +50

      Alien sashimi wouldn't be that bad right?

    • @lenous_
      @lenous_ 3 года назад +15

      Mom what are we eating for dinner?
      My mom-

    • @peterarnaldo2418
      @peterarnaldo2418 3 года назад +12

      Splatoon fans: and I took that personally

  • @wirandytjongiran8151
    @wirandytjongiran8151 3 года назад +5329

    RUclips: heres a japanese dissecting a giant squid
    19M people “*interesting*”

    • @kiangaming5382
      @kiangaming5382 3 года назад +49

      But the whole video was so satisfying to watch🥰

    • @SephirothWaifu
      @SephirothWaifu 3 года назад +9

      Still gross to see any body disemboweled.
      Like to see foreseic on a human

    • @lok4890
      @lok4890 3 года назад +48

      Not shit. It actually is interesting

    • @meepmeeppaul
      @meepmeeppaul 3 года назад +15

      @@SephirothWaifu id watch it

    • @victoraurimirpichardocalde6825
      @victoraurimirpichardocalde6825 3 года назад +11

      Don’t know why but it is actually interesting

  • @user-gf4pk3cw9t
    @user-gf4pk3cw9t 5 лет назад +2845

    捌き方めっちゃ丁寧に教えてくれるけど捌く機会絶対ないんだよな。笑

    • @taka53212
      @taka53212 4 года назад +62

      しゃもじ。 今動画見ながら捌いてるよ!

    • @user-wd2uo3fo1e
      @user-wd2uo3fo1e 4 года назад +18

      あ、日本人いた

    • @YY-ep5il
      @YY-ep5il 4 года назад +5

      それおもった笑笑

    • @user-rv2cj5rk1r
      @user-rv2cj5rk1r 4 года назад +6

      私、小5だけど、捌いたりするよ!

    • @redryuson
      @redryuson 4 года назад +9

      りる 小5ってアカウント持っていいんですか?

  • @user-ov1tb5uu2j
    @user-ov1tb5uu2j 3 года назад +1206

    日本語コメ全く見当たらんなこれ

  • @desertlizard4723
    @desertlizard4723 3 года назад +1559

    Guess the algorithim brought us all together once again.

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 3 года назад +2844

    This is not the Spongebob episode I was looking for

    • @frnnzy_
      @frnnzy_ 3 года назад +19

      Man BECAME the cash register

    • @mesheep123
      @mesheep123 3 года назад +38

      SQUIDWARD NO

    • @supremozx1z110
      @supremozx1z110 3 года назад +4

      Must be a new episode..lol

    • @history1a
      @history1a 3 года назад +3

      pretty sure it is

    • @user-rq3to2su1p
      @user-rq3to2su1p 3 года назад +6

      Finally, Squidward is no more :D

  • @ks-gn8ci
    @ks-gn8ci 5 лет назад +821

    黙っとって下さいって言われて
    絶対変な魚おじさん向こうの部屋で
    図鑑読んでるじゃん。
    可愛すぎるじゃん。

  • @user-px3tf2pt2e
    @user-px3tf2pt2e Год назад +23

    5:29
    このイカの先っちょがプルンってなるとこが良き

  • @iHazRayGunz
    @iHazRayGunz 3 года назад +1823

    This dude just did an Unboxing of a squid!

  • @yuuuuki837
    @yuuuuki837 5 лет назад +810

    かねこさんは「巨大なものを捌く」事ではなく誰にでも「自分でも、捌けるかも」と思わせられることが魅力だと思う。

    • @user-tn9pv8ps1f
      @user-tn9pv8ps1f 5 лет назад +12

      すっごいわかる

    • @user-eo6el7lg2i
      @user-eo6el7lg2i 5 лет назад +16

      チャレンジしたくなるよね

    • @DochashiComputer
      @DochashiComputer 5 лет назад +53

      それでいざやってみたら手を捌くんだけどね

    • @user-xs8xl5nt3l
      @user-xs8xl5nt3l 5 лет назад +9

      * Valcemeger* いや、こわいこわいw

    • @if3582
      @if3582 5 лет назад +20

      Yuki N_ やるとな、包丁の性能の違いに気付くんだよ……

  • @ramus5265
    @ramus5265 3 года назад +4236

    Everyone talking about the squid
    Here i am fascinated by how sharp the knife
    Damn i want that knife

    • @Amiculi
      @Amiculi 3 года назад +53

      Go watch some of Kiwami Japan's restoration videos, I'd say you could do it yourself then but I think he uses near a grand in whetstones to get there.

    • @Fisheey
      @Fisheey 3 года назад +81

      Actually squid is very easy to cut, it's quite similar to the texture of a very hard gelatin. His knife is still sharp tho

    • @etherealnine
      @etherealnine 3 года назад +48

      Any knife can be that sharp, you just have to know how to sharpen them and do it regularly. Better quality knives just keeps the edge longer

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 года назад +1

      Facts, like imagine having a knife that sharp

    • @Kuromi-jd5pc
      @Kuromi-jd5pc 3 года назад +1

      Riiii it’s sooo prettyyy

  • @antitosolV
    @antitosolV 3 года назад +420

    I love unboxing :D

    • @younnz2323
      @younnz2323 3 года назад +1

      Шнасп, какова черта?

    • @brokkoliaaa
      @brokkoliaaa 3 года назад +1

      düm düm düüüüm

    • @molina1923
      @molina1923 3 года назад

      Ñ ❤️

    • @ShivansultraPro
      @ShivansultraPro 12 дней назад

      Finally I found the English comment

  • @ked4
    @ked4 3 года назад +819

    My Japanese is rusty, but I think he's talking about how to cut up the squid

    • @bobimnm7062
      @bobimnm7062 3 года назад +39

      I don't speak Japanese but so I was wondering what he was talking about.
      Thanks.

    • @Ayeato
      @Ayeato 3 года назад +75

      Thanks I thought he was talking about the stock market

    • @meatblade
      @meatblade 3 года назад +26

      Wait what? I could've sworn he was reciting the plot of All Tomorrows and explaining why Fascism is bad.

    • @NeonSonOfXenon
      @NeonSonOfXenon 3 года назад +6

      I was certain it was about Mexican food

    • @markdunnam2435
      @markdunnam2435 3 года назад +3

      You don't say

  • @chyu89
    @chyu89 3 года назад +475

    One of the reasons why aliens dont visit us. They always ended up on the table.

    • @sultankuto9851
      @sultankuto9851 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂those earth bastards will catch you,extract info.....steal your tech..... experiment on your , split you open on a table and finally eat you if it serves them right.....no thanks but I'll pass on visiting that damned planet.

    • @kingofthefobbys3894
      @kingofthefobbys3894 3 года назад +8

      Honestly yea if an alien was ever found by the public people would either try to eat it or bang it. Prob both

    • @cheesemuffin8129
      @cheesemuffin8129 3 года назад

      If beings have the power to traverse the cosmos to explore other worlds, I'm sure they have plenty of means to deal with human aggresssion lol.
      Read up on The Battle of Las Vegas

    • @gojimlg1661
      @gojimlg1661 3 года назад

      ?

    • @sultankuto9851
      @sultankuto9851 3 года назад

      @@cheesemuffin8129 hello good sir ,you're underestimating the human species.........should they get the means to traverse the universe we'll multiply, adapt and improve tech then ruin and corrupt everything ......just like how cancer starts with a single harmless cell...then brig's down the engineering marvel that is the human body.

  • @2u_q136
    @2u_q136 5 лет назад +1374

    このサイズで理科の勉強したらめちゃめちゃ分かりやすそうですね...

    • @maguropan
      @maguropan 5 лет назад +105

      ふと思ったけどビッグライトがあれば解剖って絶対楽になるよね

    • @yellow5009
      @yellow5009 5 лет назад +149

      ビッグライトあったらイワシくらいの魚を無限にでかくして食糧難解消出来るっしょ

    • @user-il3hv1jf9z
      @user-il3hv1jf9z 5 лет назад +38

      I love ed and fortnite 天才か

    • @user-nt8bc2ko2d
      @user-nt8bc2ko2d 5 лет назад +72

      ビックライトあれば胸も大きくできるしな(場違い)

    • @koiz_0076
      @koiz_0076 5 лет назад +15

      高橋綾子 いや、俺得だろ

  • @user-sm1ow9qp4w
    @user-sm1ow9qp4w 2 года назад +32

    なんかわかんないんだけど、この動画めっちゃすきで何年経っても見に来てしまうんだよねえ。
    1番好きなのはWow…の発音ですね。

  • @RainbowMagikarp
    @RainbowMagikarp 5 лет назад +582

    巨大イカの気持ち
    「金子…ノーカットと言ったのに話が違うじゃないか。」

    • @user-lf4zs6mw4b
      @user-lf4zs6mw4b 5 лет назад +22

      登録者1000人でコイキングに何かが起こります!
      うめえなww

    • @user-xr5zp5kp3e
      @user-xr5zp5kp3e 5 лет назад +39

      理解するのに15秒かかった。

    • @user-hv6ie5yf4x
      @user-hv6ie5yf4x 5 лет назад +5

      うまいっすねー

    • @ccc04
      @ccc04 5 лет назад +3

      うまい

    • @user-le8bw2ne8z
      @user-le8bw2ne8z 5 лет назад +5

      一瞬「は?」ってなったけど理解した!
      うまい!!

  • @omaconx3408
    @omaconx3408 5 лет назад +564

    Who else didn't understand what the title say but they still clicked on the video because it looks interesting and then you saw theres English captions so now you can understand what he's saying now
    Edit: woah I'm watching this again after 2 years, I didn't even know I commented on this video or even watched it haha

    • @whotouchedmyspagget7956
      @whotouchedmyspagget7956 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah that was me 😂😂

    • @harleyquinn9189
      @harleyquinn9189 5 лет назад +2

      Me

    • @firaca100
      @firaca100 5 лет назад +2

      Also scrolling the comments section to find the English comments and of course "RUclips recommendation bring me here" comments 🤣

    • @0d138
      @0d138 5 лет назад +2

      Wait, there's captions 😧 Guess I'm watching it again...

    • @dhruvgoel4974
      @dhruvgoel4974 5 лет назад +1

      I am here

  • @astramystic1479
    @astramystic1479 3 года назад +2015

    so we all here now listening to a man cut open a squid but not understanding a word?

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 3 года назад +35

      Hmm indeed that seems to be the case but hey I'm not complaining as you can learn something from this.

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 3 года назад +146

      turn on captions

    • @lvcfro
      @lvcfro 3 года назад +19

      then learn how to speak japanese.

    • @maekell6124
      @maekell6124 3 года назад +26

      there are english subtitles in all his vids bro :D

    • @feels5460
      @feels5460 3 года назад +43

      @@lvcfro Thanks I just learned the whole Japanese language and now I can understand the video.

  • @kuga0802
    @kuga0802 7 месяцев назад +20

    また久々にノーカットお魚さばきしてほしい

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 3 года назад +825

    I knew Squidward back in high school he was a quiet kid always kept to himself, sad to see him end up like this.

  • @sparkinton
    @sparkinton 3 года назад +644

    RUclips: “wanna see a dude rip some eyeballs out of a dismembered squid, with excellent audio?”
    Me: “…I wasn’t aware that I did, but I must”.

    • @chouseification
      @chouseification 3 года назад +4

      that lovely squelching sound as he yanked out the second one is better than the sound effects in any horror flick I've ever watched. :D

    • @sparkinton
      @sparkinton 3 года назад +1

      @@chouseification excellent ASMR lol.

    • @xxsouldust3rz
      @xxsouldust3rz 3 года назад +1

      Ewan McGregor Said It best "I Will Do What I Must..."

  • @yurmom131
    @yurmom131 5 лет назад +959

    Thank you lord algorithm for knowing what I need at 3:00 am

  • @out_of_homo_sapiens
    @out_of_homo_sapiens 7 месяцев назад +9

    15分で長いとされてたRUclips懐かしい😊

  • @semyonsyk9075
    @semyonsyk9075 3 года назад +1049

    RUclips: quieres ver a un japonés cortado un calamar?
    Yo: que interesante, obvio que si

    • @marioprado8789
      @marioprado8789 3 года назад +1

      XDDD si

    • @Indorap_YT
      @Indorap_YT 3 года назад +6

      KhOmO Lo SUpO?!

    • @CRISTO-P
      @CRISTO-P 3 года назад +6

      pense lo mismo xD me interesa mas el como se corta un calamar que el sonido takataka de todo el video.

    • @Eyrami
      @Eyrami 3 года назад

      x1000

    • @bichoraro22
      @bichoraro22 3 года назад +5

      Parodia de sasaki kojiro cocinando el cadaver de poseidon
      El video:

  • @loraesl
    @loraesl 3 года назад +300

    RUclips be like: "I know its Japanese, not related to you and unsettling but wanna check this shit out?"

  • @YYCUrban
    @YYCUrban 5 лет назад +242

    Didnt realise i was going to be watching a guy play with a squids eyeball at 12am but here I am!

    • @Raven-vu6lr
      @Raven-vu6lr 5 лет назад +3

      Its 12:30 AM and I have to wake up at 6 idk what im doing rn.

    • @esaug644
      @esaug644 5 лет назад +1

      Are you me? Lmao 12 40 for me ima need to stop procrastinating to sleep on a Sunday night..

    • @kenneth-ln9vm
      @kenneth-ln9vm 5 лет назад +1

      sameeeeee,i gotta get up at 5, idk why im here

    • @Raven-vu6lr
      @Raven-vu6lr 5 лет назад

      @@esaug644 and im still awake too!!!

    • @flamingraccoom2148
      @flamingraccoom2148 5 лет назад

      Actually I have nothing to do today so...

  • @user-mc8tl6gp2e
    @user-mc8tl6gp2e 2 года назад +8

    海外の方のコメントが多すぎて、日本人のコメント見つけるのが難しい笑

  • @Toby-ry7lw
    @Toby-ry7lw 5 лет назад +601

    Oh hello guys nice to see you here again, we all got baited from the recommendations again

  • @jha87123
    @jha87123 5 лет назад +681

    the simplest body system ive ever seen so far .... it looks like unboxing nokia 3310 lol

  • @hofnugleo
    @hofnugleo 3 года назад +218

    Everything was fine up until the eyes were pulled out of their sockets. That moment, things went death metal.

    • @KM-qk1oz
      @KM-qk1oz 3 года назад +11

      You hear the sound the second one made when he took it out? 😭😭

    • @RCruz
      @RCruz 3 года назад +3

      Geeeezus that got disturbing real quick 😅

    • @tajeyrl7707
      @tajeyrl7707 3 года назад

      @@DirtyNinez Can rely

  • @user-sm1ow9qp4w
    @user-sm1ow9qp4w 2 года назад +4

    なぜこんなにもこの回の
    Wow…がすきなのかまったくわからないけど
    また見にきます。だいすき。

  • @sinluxx3057
    @sinluxx3057 5 лет назад +14263

    OK
    im in the wrong side of youtube again ..

  • @caesarshotdogchampion8738
    @caesarshotdogchampion8738 3 года назад +209

    I like how the subtitles refer to the other guy as “Weird Fish Man” lol

    • @Fit4C
      @Fit4C 3 года назад +3

      Jesus loves you all very very much repent and believe and be saved from eternal punishment of sin amen, Jesus suffered for you

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 3 года назад +16

      @@Fit4C I eat glue

    • @andrerogers3196
      @andrerogers3196 3 года назад +6

      @@peen2804 This nigga spittin

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 3 года назад +2

      @@peen2804 Of all language this guy could have spoken he chose to speak FACTS

  • @NotRlyCrizpy
    @NotRlyCrizpy 3 года назад +212

    I just learned how to prepare a squid, also the biology

  • @sophie.3302
    @sophie.3302 Год назад +4

    Watching this again reminds me of the time where I would repeatedly watch this during secondary school.. now I'm in college ..

  • @user-oe4zl4tz6y
    @user-oe4zl4tz6y 5 лет назад +400

    日本語のコメントがなかなか見つからん笑

    • @lumpalumpalum
      @lumpalumpalum 5 лет назад +30

      あなたが1番最初の日本語のコメントでした笑

    • @user-hm6ye3fw5d
      @user-hm6ye3fw5d 5 лет назад +10

      かいくん (╭☞•́⍛•̀)╭☞それな
      今やっとこのコメントを見つけた😶w

    • @acecargot1513
      @acecargot1513 5 лет назад +6

      やっと見つけた日本語のコメントだけど、動画については少しも話してなくて草

    • @Skrowley
      @Skrowley 5 лет назад

      (笑)

  • @moon-8622
    @moon-8622 5 лет назад +379

    違うアングルからの「ハッ!」が好きすぎるw

  • @hailegomes8702
    @hailegomes8702 4 года назад +424

    am i the only one who is impressed with how sharp his knife is?

    • @rayhanahmadfikri4166
      @rayhanahmadfikri4166 3 года назад +6

      "His knife" 😏

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 3 года назад +14

      First off, he's a chef.
      A proper chef's knife is sharp enough to shave with.
      Secondly, squid flesh is remarkably easy to cut. But super rubbery and almost impossible to tear.

    • @hailegomes8702
      @hailegomes8702 3 года назад +3

      @@MrJustonemorevoice oh, ok

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 3 года назад +6

      @@TheSuperMaxiPad I will say, there are some bomb ass knives that come out of Japanese artisan companies. Also really shitty ones.
      This guy is definitely using a good one. That squid flesh looks firm.

    • @polobandayrel
      @polobandayrel 3 года назад

      it is not that sharp, but the skin of the squid is soft thats why he can cut it easily.

  • @mode3763
    @mode3763 3 года назад +19

    6:57 I love how he just peels it off like some duct tape or something lol

  • @alasterkenway9773
    @alasterkenway9773 5 лет назад +368

    This guy just stop cutting halfway and started eating it and drinking beer. I can't LOL

    • @_Kamina.
      @_Kamina. 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr xD

    • @anormalfangirl7408
      @anormalfangirl7408 5 лет назад +6

      He did finish the cutting tho. He ate it afterward. What do you mean?

    • @alasterkenway9773
      @alasterkenway9773 5 лет назад

      @@anormalfangirl7408 Re-watch it you must.

    • @claireglory
      @claireglory 5 лет назад +12

      its squid sashimi. that's how you really gonna eat it. raw.

    • @autumnhomer9786
      @autumnhomer9786 5 лет назад

      Alaster Kenway I haven’t got to that stage of the video yet...

  • @speddyg
    @speddyg 3 года назад +924

    A long time ago, some prehistoric human, somewhere in the world looked at that squid and said to him self: "Yeah, I'm gonna eat that damn thing".

    • @maritzatapia8066
      @maritzatapia8066 3 года назад +14

      Yeap...

    • @amberdefoor8348
      @amberdefoor8348 3 года назад +49

      I know one thing, if I saw something like that, not knowing what it is, I would leave it where it is😂

    • @speddyg
      @speddyg 3 года назад +39

      @@amberdefoor8348 yep, count me in the group of not very adventurous homosapiens.

    • @kaotixxboi4889
      @kaotixxboi4889 3 года назад +26

      That man was Nikocado Avocado

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 3 года назад +2

      Someone had to catch it first

  • @user-bm6bw1iq4v
    @user-bm6bw1iq4v 3 года назад +297

    Humans: "Plastics are dangerous"
    Squid: "Also the plastic inside me"
    Humans: "Yes, Dangerous"

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 3 года назад +106

    日本語を勉強している大学生から、それはいい日本語を分かることの練習です。料理は趣味も、だから面白そうです。新しいsubscriberになって、よろしくお願いします、先生。

    • @user-yw5yu5ey5b
      @user-yw5yu5ey5b 3 года назад +4

      ワーオ!

    • @user-ch8yy2qk9j
      @user-ch8yy2qk9j 2 года назад +3

      @@user-yw5yu5ey5b ん?

    • @user-yw5yu5ey5b
      @user-yw5yu5ey5b 2 года назад +2

      @@user-ch8yy2qk9j
      こんばんは!

    • @user-ch8yy2qk9j
      @user-ch8yy2qk9j 2 года назад +2

      @@user-yw5yu5ey5b こんばんは!

    • @user-yw5yu5ey5b
      @user-yw5yu5ey5b 2 года назад +2

      @@user-ch8yy2qk9j
      一気に寒くなりましたね!体調には気をつけてください!

  • @qweasdqwe2409
    @qweasdqwe2409 5 лет назад +3034

    i just wanna see a comment saying”ah yes just what I was looking for. now i can cook my big squid

    • @Kougnai
      @Kougnai 5 лет назад +341

      ah yes just what I was looking for. now I can cook my big squid

    • @kenttorok3388
      @kenttorok3388 5 лет назад +26

      @@Kougnai lol

    • @daniellebre1
      @daniellebre1 5 лет назад +8

      LOL, thx for this comment

    • @nervara4227
      @nervara4227 5 лет назад +6

      Same it 1:29 for me rn😂😂 clicked out of Curiosity

    • @Martizz209
      @Martizz209 5 лет назад +5

      You didn't finish your quote

  • @hiro5637
    @hiro5637 4 года назад +69

    大まかにとっておいてね!あとで薄皮も剥くからだいじょぶだよー♪
    ってアドバイスされても多分こんなイカを捌く事ないww

    • @user-xs6mw8wk7m
      @user-xs6mw8wk7m 3 года назад +2

      分かるよ( ≧∀≦)ノ( ・ω・)

  • @paulholzer8227
    @paulholzer8227 5 лет назад +299

    This the kind of viedeo we all watch at 1 am😂

  • @The44kGaming
    @The44kGaming 6 месяцев назад +4

    coming back to this video after 5 years!!! I remember those times watching your videos every day!!

  • @kyontike
    @kyontike 4 года назад +137

    包丁が気持ちいいくらいすーって通ってるのまじで好き

    • @hetachia103
      @hetachia103 3 года назад +4

      I can't believe I translated this. It really said "
      I really like the kitchen knife because it feels good" ....HOW DOES A KNIFE FEEL GOOD?!

    • @user-sk3ft8kx8q
      @user-sk3ft8kx8q 3 года назад +4

      マジそれなーー

  • @lkafjkakjf333
    @lkafjkakjf333 3 года назад +344

    That “bone” is crazy, it’s like a plastic divider.

    • @alexg963
      @alexg963 3 года назад +28

      I literally thought that’s what it was when I saw the thumbnail. That’s why I clicked it because I didn’t understand why that would be inside of an animal

    • @corndoghead1
      @corndoghead1 3 года назад +12

      @@alexg963 at first i thought it was some guy showing his realistic robot. plastic skeleton and realistic skin.. and I clicked it. i cant say I was dissapinted tho

    • @josephddd117
      @josephddd117 3 года назад +2

      he sais its like plastic as well haha

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 года назад

      yea

    • @phil_aesthetics
      @phil_aesthetics 3 года назад

      You could probably build a transparent roof on your tiki hut with that. lol

  • @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719
    @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719 3 года назад +251

    No matter who you are, what country you’re in, what language you speak, what race you are, we are all United by the RUclips algorithm

    • @CamilaAlves-io9br
      @CamilaAlves-io9br 3 года назад

      hahahahaha

    • @zaharitodorov7432
      @zaharitodorov7432 3 года назад +1

      Wise words

    • @capupos
      @capupos 3 года назад +2

      el algoritmo de youtube incluye chilenos, pq somos el mejor pais de chile hermano

  • @user-yt5hx9ul3i
    @user-yt5hx9ul3i 3 года назад +26

    コメ欄日本人見つからんのだが

  • @jordanahamed4316
    @jordanahamed4316 5 лет назад +1368

    Thank God I found this tutorial I've been looking how to butcher a giant alien squid from space

    • @StalkerX86
      @StalkerX86 5 лет назад +38

      Be careful. Alien squids are of different colors.

    • @jeeewhyyypheee
      @jeeewhyyypheee 5 лет назад +19

      Use laser beam gun of course, like the one on Metal Slug game

    • @AmbroseBoaBowie
      @AmbroseBoaBowie 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaha!

    • @Erickridebikes
      @Erickridebikes 5 лет назад

      @@jeeewhyyypheee Best gamer ever
      I want this game remastered

    • @brenixon1577
      @brenixon1577 5 лет назад +3

      Lmbo!! You are the best. I needed that laugh.

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 лет назад +248

    Whoever did the captions is pretty damn cool. Seems like more English speakers have come across this than Japanese.

    • @AAARREUUUGHHHH
      @AAARREUUUGHHHH 5 лет назад +6

      I watched the whole thing without even thinking to check if there were English captions damn lol

    • @Satai4561
      @Satai4561 5 лет назад +3

      @@AAARREUUUGHHHH Same here. I was so facinated from this alien creature, that I watched it like this and didn't check the comments. :D
      Atleast I understand a few japanese words, so it wasn't that bad.

    • @videochemist
      @videochemist 5 лет назад +4

      I wish I had read this comment 15 minutes ago.

    • @Thenazghoul
      @Thenazghoul 5 лет назад

      hai

    • @alZiiHardstylez
      @alZiiHardstylez 5 лет назад

      @Ira Gershwin Hats off to him!

  • @user-xz1yj1hw8x
    @user-xz1yj1hw8x 5 лет назад +536

    イカって思ってたより構造がシンプルだった

    • @user-fx4mw1mb6q
      @user-fx4mw1mb6q 4 года назад +1

      かめ千人 イカ飯🦑(*´ω`*)ジュルリ

  • @刑務所暮らし
    @刑務所暮らし 3 года назад +12

    久々に戻ってきたら全く日本人見つからんが

  • @MrNoobcakez
    @MrNoobcakez 5 лет назад +1600

    Thanks, now I can cook my big squid.

    • @qweasdqwe2409
      @qweasdqwe2409 5 лет назад +105

      Tugboat Fairy just what I was lookin for for

    • @nicjade704
      @nicjade704 5 лет назад +7

      Jason Arrington close enough for you?

    • @ДженЛен
      @ДженЛен 5 лет назад +1

      i'm sure you caught him in your pool :D

    • @nicjade704
      @nicjade704 5 лет назад +1

      augustus titanius thanks! So are you!

  • @user-od5vs1wq7u
    @user-od5vs1wq7u 5 лет назад +1824

    動画見てる時心なしかイカの香りがした気がした
    あっ、ゴミ箱倒れてる
    直さなきゃ

  • @user-sy7xo8fw7k
    @user-sy7xo8fw7k 5 лет назад +279

    イカの身に包丁入れるの観てても気持ちよすぎて草

    • @Love-ce9dz
      @Love-ce9dz 4 года назад +1

      メケビン 皮向くところも観てて気持ちい//

  • @noble2311
    @noble2311 3 года назад +54

    It’s insane how much the bone looks and sounds like a long piece of plastic

    • @Brandon-ju5pg
      @Brandon-ju5pg 3 года назад +4

      I catch these squid all the time and they always have that plastic looking spine in them. I always keep them and they seem to never biodegrade or break down. It’s pretty much plastic and feels and sounds exactly like it. Crazy!

  • @user-yg3xt3lk3g
    @user-yg3xt3lk3g 5 лет назад +593

    大昔の人はよくこんなエイリアンみたいなの食べようと思い立ったよなー、骨ほんとプラスチックみたい

  • @honokakagari1395
    @honokakagari1395 5 лет назад +214

    こうしますって一生懸命説明してくれてるけど、
    誰も同じように処理しない件

  • @matiasbonta7829
    @matiasbonta7829 5 лет назад +173

    I don't know how I ended up here but I'm glad I did, super interesting

  • @QarlKittyOrgan
    @QarlKittyOrgan 3 года назад +2

    I just had squid on my seafood pasta last last night, and this came up. The algorithm can see through my kitchen 👀

  • @town9719
    @town9719 5 лет назад +556

    thx whoever implemented the sub titles feature :)

    • @laviwastaken9845
      @laviwastaken9845 5 лет назад +21

      Wait! There are subtitles? Shit...

    • @Jax303
      @Jax303 5 лет назад +2

      @@laviwastaken9845 😂😂😂oml

    • @town9719
      @town9719 5 лет назад +2

      @@laviwastaken9845 ooh no xD

    • @ttvmarcyy7906
      @ttvmarcyy7906 5 лет назад

      yea

    • @cumlord6968
      @cumlord6968 5 лет назад +2

      Real Life Anime vibes

  • @pan4909
    @pan4909 5 лет назад +540

    The subtitles at the start had me dying

    • @Fred-it2ko
      @Fred-it2ko 5 лет назад +3

      Leopard 2A6 Same 😂😂

    • @JoOquialda
      @JoOquialda 5 лет назад +3

      Head butt lol

    • @darxlord7857
      @darxlord7857 5 лет назад +5

      Same lmao i had to replay that part again and again

    • @motsu9497
      @motsu9497 5 лет назад +1

      saaaame

    • @hanfei6871
      @hanfei6871 5 лет назад +1

      Abrams is a far superior tank

  • @user-uu7wg4is2l
    @user-uu7wg4is2l 5 лет назад +499

    こんなのが泳いでるって考えただけでも怖くて笑う

    • @salvere4425
      @salvere4425 5 лет назад

      かわいいじゃん!

    • @user-qd9lv5tv3t
      @user-qd9lv5tv3t 5 лет назад +35

      海で泳いでる時にこのイカに足引っ張られて連れてかれちゃうかもしれないねぇ…(やめろ)

    • @ureyubo
      @ureyubo 5 лет назад +13

      こまさ やめろw

    • @user-yf6xm3wi6g
      @user-yf6xm3wi6g 5 лет назад +7

      こまさ やめろw

    • @anime-TV-saiseirisutokei
      @anime-TV-saiseirisutokei 5 лет назад +9

      子供連れの海水浴客の子供が浅い所で遊んでいたら
      いきなりドポン!と言う音ともに子供の頭が消えてたりして...(ヤメロヤメロ)

  • @Hyperion-5744
    @Hyperion-5744 3 года назад +5

    Nice preparation of the diamond squid.
    ダイヤモンドイカの素敵な準備

  • @skull16cr
    @skull16cr 5 лет назад +203

    After watching all this cooking videos I'm convinced that there is nothing sharper on this world than a japanese cooking knife

    • @bonniemoon6790
      @bonniemoon6790 5 лет назад +14

      They are one of the world's best I beleive. After swords were outlawed a long time ago, sword makers would've gone out of business. But they didn't, they began to make knives, sciccors, shears, etc. Pretty cool if you ask me. ^_^

    • @skull16cr
      @skull16cr 5 лет назад +1

      @@bonniemoon6790 wooow It seems I have to buy some of those for my kitchen. Thanks for tip, very interesting 🇯🇵

    • @rafaelpupo1908
      @rafaelpupo1908 5 лет назад +1

      Have you seen the katanas

    • @misterdinner3648
      @misterdinner3648 5 лет назад +1

      You just have to sharpen a knife to make it sharp like this.

    • @CDankies
      @CDankies 5 лет назад +2

      Damascus steel is what most quality Japanese knife makers use. Go German (i.e. Wüsthof) knives for durability go with Japanese (i.e. Shun) for crazy sharpness.

  • @user-fl7jq6fj5d
    @user-fl7jq6fj5d 5 лет назад +121

    目玉を優しく抉るって凄い日本語だな

  • @GovOwnedPhatty
    @GovOwnedPhatty 3 года назад +373

    bro i’m not even disgusted- I’m just impressed that he used his bare hands to pry that squid lol. and the knife cuts were so satisfying

    • @diosdoodle1603
      @diosdoodle1603 3 года назад +3

      For real, that was crazy hahahaha

    • @monkeyman2590
      @monkeyman2590 3 года назад +5

      bro...

    • @sivvinod3187
      @sivvinod3187 3 года назад

      I know. There's something oddly beautiful in it.

    • @ceyx1201
      @ceyx1201 3 года назад +4

      Maddgirl 96, And why does someone would think this is disgusting?
      Just asking.

    • @benlawton5420
      @benlawton5420 3 года назад +13

      @@ceyx1201 There's always people offended or disgusted by something these days.

  • @user-wb6en9vl3f
    @user-wb6en9vl3f 2 года назад +5

    最近見始めるようになったのですが、この頃の動画は昔のニコ動の雰囲気がしてとても懐かしくなりました。好きです。

  • @user-eu7hk7qv2n
    @user-eu7hk7qv2n 4 года назад +443

    こんなに丁寧に教えていて凄いんだけど、、、
    これを見て自宅のキッチンでやろうと思う奴は居るのだろうか?

    • @user-bq5yl5fe6f
      @user-bq5yl5fe6f 4 года назад +32

      普通のイカなら普通にスーパーに売ってたりするし
      裁く人はいそうだけどなぁ。
      ここまででかいのは、気まぐれさんしかいない!!!((((しらんけど

    • @user-rz5ii3cy1r
      @user-rz5ii3cy1r 4 года назад +31

      アリスティア イカに罪はないから裁くのはNG

    • @fedh5jd
      @fedh5jd 4 года назад +4

      @@user-rz5ii3cy1r 草

    • @jicchi6734
      @jicchi6734 4 года назад +1

      @@user-bq5yl5fe6f 裁くのは、俺の包丁だぁぁぁぁ!

    • @user-rx1yj3pj4s
      @user-rx1yj3pj4s 4 года назад +1

      JI CCHI
      オラオラオラオラオラオラァ!!

  • @konichan_
    @konichan_ 4 года назад +319

    10:17
    「こういう風にうすーくうすーくスライスしていきます ハッッ」

  • @dominustempus8969
    @dominustempus8969 5 лет назад +1022

    Somehow this is so satisfying to watch. Especially the slicing and peeling part.

    • @tokyo13y
      @tokyo13y 5 лет назад +2

      อย่างสุด🎃

    • @koolkidmargot9483
      @koolkidmargot9483 5 лет назад +15

      oyR azelliV sensing slight psychopath

    • @yamaokka
      @yamaokka 5 лет назад +7

      @@koolkidmargot9483 why is that ?

    • @wowok5316
      @wowok5316 5 лет назад +27

      Koolkid Margot does that mean every butcher or chef that likes their job is a psychopath?

    • @JackCarregan
      @JackCarregan 5 лет назад

      preparing squid is easy. I dont understand why people are so impressed by this very basic butchery.

  • @adamrawlins6333
    @adamrawlins6333 3 года назад

    Kimagure cook: no English spoke in videos.
    English people: well don’t mind if I do

  • @angelinetse2189
    @angelinetse2189 4 года назад +2025

    There’s people here asking why this is in their recommendations and I’m the one here who searched for this lmao

    • @wildchild4218
      @wildchild4218 4 года назад +10

      YEA ME TO MMM👍

    • @noname-ip1yw
      @noname-ip1yw 4 года назад +3

      same-

    • @fucksprite
      @fucksprite 4 года назад +2

      not the only one

    • @Shikcri
      @Shikcri 4 года назад +31

      I specifically searched for Kaneko, he's the only fuckin chef I can watch on youtube anymore

    • @maplepilot
      @maplepilot 4 года назад

      Same

  • @zaygao2799
    @zaygao2799 3 года назад +698

    Me: *having a normal day in quarantine*
    RUclips: *HEY WANNA SEE A SQUID GET BUTCHERD??*

    • @screens.354
      @screens.354 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @ursenpai1507
      @ursenpai1507 3 года назад +2

      Hey man i m feeling sick.. Help me

    • @RRZ437
      @RRZ437 3 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @resensei7321
      @resensei7321 3 года назад +2

      Yesss

    • @VictoryNibbles
      @VictoryNibbles 3 года назад +3

      I mean, it was fascinating to watch. Now I want squid...but, not sure I want the sashimi. I haven't had an squid sashimi I've liked (it's great cooked, though I wouldn't know about Diamond Squid), but octopus sashimi is good (I find I like cooked octopus less, if the sashimi is good quality, funnily enough). Also, now I kinda want one of those knives.

  • @TooManyBarrels1
    @TooManyBarrels1 5 лет назад +320

    Welcome to *"why is this in my reccomended?"*

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt 5 лет назад +3

      Daubeny Isbae I’m convinced by now that the “recommended” has just become another “trending” list

    • @yveshakim530
      @yveshakim530 5 лет назад +2

      Thank’s for the greeting, i bet im not the only alone in this youtube recommendation

    • @mustangboss1246
      @mustangboss1246 5 лет назад +2

      Because you watch weird shit

    • @jamesonball
      @jamesonball 5 лет назад

      Apparently u may have watched some food or Japanese related lol I watched a few food challenge earlier and here I am, recommended

    • @clovengonzales509
      @clovengonzales509 5 лет назад

      Daubeny Isbae 😂😂

  • @obakanameri-san
    @obakanameri-san 8 месяцев назад +8

    今でもたまに見に来る人✋

  • @jazzstar145
    @jazzstar145 3 года назад +2176

    So who else had this randomly recommended to them near the end of 2020?

  • @user-bg4uy8wc1e
    @user-bg4uy8wc1e 5 лет назад +68

    見終わって気づいたけど、ここまで丁寧に解説してもらったは良いけど実践はしないよな笑

    • @yurma00v23
      @yurma00v23 5 лет назад +3

      実践しないって言うよりもできないが正しい気がw

    • @user-pe9rb4sc1f
      @user-pe9rb4sc1f 5 лет назад +1

      @@yurma00v23 それw

  • @girldaisy860
    @girldaisy860 4 года назад +156

    一生懸命説明してくれてるんだけど、こんなでけぇイカ捌くことなんて一生ないと思うんだ。でも見る。

  • @NoxuGaming
    @NoxuGaming 3 года назад

    Admiral ackbar: lets check this planit out
    Japanese guy: hey a new type of Squid
    Admiral ackbar: its a tra....

  • @dexthegrump
    @dexthegrump 5 лет назад +261

    Not only are Japanese people's knives Sharp. Apparently their fingers are too...

    • @thehealerofagroupp4nd422
      @thehealerofagroupp4nd422 5 лет назад +2

      Why was I thinking the same thing? The way he peeled the main part off was kinda odd without struggle

    • @dollie8729
      @dollie8729 5 лет назад +4

      (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Okay I will stop c:

    • @polic333ify
      @polic333ify 5 лет назад +1

      Because it was glorious nippon finger folded 1000 times

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 5 лет назад +507

    50% watch this because its recommended
    20% are japanese
    20% random viewers
    10%weebs
    Edit:i just came here to say hello to the people who saw my comment during quarantine.

    • @zushikatetomotoshift1575
      @zushikatetomotoshift1575 5 лет назад +8

      1% Sky People.

    • @RamsFan93
      @RamsFan93 5 лет назад +12

      100% not chefs

    • @caggon3899
      @caggon3899 5 лет назад +7

      I am a weeb. But a Chinese weeb, not a white weeb, so it is ok.

    • @fatzach09
      @fatzach09 5 лет назад +3

      1% (me) thought the thumbnail was a "doing a grape on a surgery"

    • @Ninja-kw5jl
      @Ninja-kw5jl 5 лет назад +2

      I'm a random viewer

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 5 лет назад +694

    It'll be a cooler story that you wrestled this mini-sized Kraken and ate it for lunch.

  • @princegoatcheese9379
    @princegoatcheese9379 Год назад +1

    American version: "You won't believe what's inside this GIANT SQUID!!!! 😱😱😱(THIS WILL SHOCK YOU!!)"

  • @runrunrun8613
    @runrunrun8613 5 лет назад +350

    チャンネル登録者数が増えて人気者になっても、シンクを広くしようとしないかねこさん大好きです

    • @bioxxkingdom
      @bioxxkingdom 5 лет назад +12

      さん樹状細胞
      個人的にはシンク広げて
      もっと調理しやすくしてもいいのかなーと思ったり
      かねこさんがそうしないのも何か理由があるのかもしれないですね

    • @korke_beagle
      @korke_beagle 5 лет назад +24

      あれい 実家のような安心感がコンセプトらしいのでシンクは変えないらしいです

    • @numberback6791
      @numberback6791 5 лет назад +14

      ハヤシガメ 大きなイカや魚を捌く動画にに実家のような安心感は得られないw

    • @user-zh6ox3rq1c
      @user-zh6ox3rq1c 5 лет назад +1

      まー昔10万超えたら大きくするって言ってたけどね

    • @user-yc3db9wp3q
      @user-yc3db9wp3q 5 лет назад +2

      心臓かもしれませんよ行くには3つの心臓があるんで調べてみてください

  • @jaysee3029
    @jaysee3029 5 лет назад +1699

    Nobody:
    RUclips: You Wanna see Japanese guy explain you the anatomy of a squid?

    • @AlfiansyahHendry
      @AlfiansyahHendry 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah I'm not complaining tho 😂

    • @nicolasbeaurain2191
      @nicolasbeaurain2191 5 лет назад +2

      thanks youtube

    • @nicolasbeaurain2191
      @nicolasbeaurain2191 5 лет назад +3

      and wtf is the weird fish men lol

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody? And yet here you and I are watching that very video....

    • @guywithknife
      @guywithknife 5 лет назад +1

      PR PR i thought it was super interesting. Ive never seen the inside of a squid before...

  • @OUTBOUND184
    @OUTBOUND184 5 лет назад +373

    This is extremely satisfying to watch. No idea why.

  • @tenedria
    @tenedria 3 года назад +28

    This is a very well-explained video about how to cut a large squid. I'm still confused as to why everyone is getting recommended this... must be because it's 2am... I mean me, I know why... I'm learning how to cook, I'm a fan of gastronomy and I'm trying to learn Japanese... but I'm not sure how everyone else got here.

  • @salmaa9459
    @salmaa9459 4 года назад +409

    never in my life i thought cutting squids would be so relaxing

  • @user-wg3vw9kr5s
    @user-wg3vw9kr5s 4 года назад +93

    めちゃくちゃ真剣に見てたけど途中から魚触れないのに何で真剣に見れるんだろうと我に返った

  • @12esinlung
    @12esinlung 3 года назад +171

    I like how the squid meat is sealed like new electronics.